Local second-grader and serial ant-killer Kyle Hatten reportedly has shown “unprecedented and possibly concerning enthusiasm” for his turn to...
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DISCLAIMER: This is NOT a real interview. Santa Ono REFUSED to sit down and have an interview with us! So instead, using sophisticated, highly...
Well, fuck. Now what are you going to do? I mean, yeah, sure, you can pick up the big pieces, but how are you going to get the smaller pieces out of...
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DISCLAIMER: This is NOT a real interview. Santa Ono REFUSED to sit down and have an interview with us! So instead, using sophisticated, highly...
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Following a recent night out, reports have emerged that area woman Sydney Clearwater regularly behaves the “least appropriately” among her...
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On July 20, 1969, human beings made history when the first man walked on the moon. It was a historic accomplishment. But then you sent up like 11...
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Well, fuck. Now what are you going to do? I mean, yeah, sure, you can pick up the big pieces, but how are you going to get the smaller pieces out of...
