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Recent Ohio State grad taking year off to talk shit in Ann Arbor

Saturday, December 19, 2009

CAMPUS—“That 57 point win over Delaware State was really a statement,” sardonically taunted the man wearing an Ohio State Buckeyes shirt to various maize and blue clad passersby on the Diag this week.

Beginning piano player going to stick with “Chopsticks” indefinitely

Saturday, December 19, 2009

LOUNGE—After nearly three months of learning how to play the piano, LSA freshman Frank Kelvin has decided that instead of progressing to more difficult songs, it’d be better to just keep playing “Chopsticks” since he has a pretty good handle on that one.
Kelvin came to this conclusion after many hours of YouTube-based training, where one low-res video after another taught him the lighter side of piano playing for extreme beginners.

Chop House announces steaks are from Pizza Hut

Saturday, December 19, 2009

MAIN STREET—As throngs of relatively well-to-do Ann Arborites and overly ambitious college daters began to fill the tables at Chop House, it looked like a typical Saturday night for the Main Street restaurant.

Crossword Answers

Saturday, December 19, 2009

In case you were bored enough to do our crossword, here's the answers:

Still unclear why 3,565 students voted in MSA elections

Saturday, December 19, 2009

CAMPUS—3,565 of an eligible 39, 671 students, or just under nine percent of the student body, voted in this fall’s Michigan Student Assembly elections. Baffled local political experts are still trying to figure out how and why this could have happened.