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Fight With Roommate Puts Friendship, Access To Netflix In Jeopardy

Sources confirm that longtime friends Max Jensen and Justin Tyler...

  • Sep 10, 2013

Mary Sue Can’t Believe College Almost Over

CAMPUS—As she begins her last fall semester, Mary Sue Coleman...

  • Sep 10, 2013

Family Of Slain Baby Really Playing It Up On Five O’Clock News

WHINERS-VILLE, POPULATION 2—As the story of a one-year-old Brooklyn...

  • Sep 10, 2013

Bikini Carwash, Pulling Up Covers And Pretending Not To Be Home Proposed At Detroit Bankruptcy Meeting

DETROIT—According to federally appointed Emergency Manager Kevyn...

  • Sep 10, 2013

In Reversal Of Same-Sex Marriage Position, Republican Senator References Son’s Gay Father

NEW YORK CITY—In an exclusive interview with ABC’s Katie Couric,...

  • Sep 10, 2013

Jennifer’s RA Reassures Her That He’s Available Anytime She Needs Him

‘Seriously, Anytime,’ He Says Engineering freshman...

  • Sep 10, 2013

Students Stage Sit-In During Football Games To Protest New Seating Policy

In the months since school officials announced that seating for the...

  • Sep 10, 2013

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