• No menu assigned!
"Better than sex,
   twice as often."
The Every Three Weekly
  • Campus
  • National
  • World
  • Sports
  • Opinion
  • Infographics
  • The Click House
  • Encyclopedia
  • Newsletter

Kanye West Diagnosed With Yeezus Complex

CHICAGO—Globally-recognized entertainer and well-known crazy person...

  • Sep 12, 2013

A Preemptive Apology

Hello America. In the wake of the uproar over Philadelphia receiver...

  • Sep 12, 2013

We Still Exist

Hey, everybody. Not to be a Debbie Downer here, but remember us? That...

  • Sep 12, 2013

I May Be Supreme Overlord Of Syria, But The Real Challenge Is Raising Three Rambunctious Preteens

Don’t get me wrong: it’s not easy being the cruel, sadistic...

  • Sep 12, 2013

New Single Doubles Length Of James Blunt Concert

Representatives for British musician James Blunt confirm that the...

  • Sep 12, 2013

Area Man Struggles To Respond To Grandmother’s Painfully Sincere Facebook Comment

‘She Said Exactly What She Meant In Complete Sentences. The...

  • Sep 12, 2013

Area Man Getting Real Anxious For Post-Fifty Shades Sex

MASTER BEDROOM/THE DUNGEON?—The highly anticipated film Fifty...

  • Sep 12, 2013

Domino’s Pizza Tracker ‘Vital For Domestic Surveillance,’ Reports NSA

WASHINGTON D.C.—In a report released to members of Congress during...

  • Sep 12, 2013

COPYRIGHT 2016 E3W. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

  • About
  • Apply To Join The Every Three Weekly
  • Contact
  • Encyclopedia
  • Home
  • Legal Disclaimer
  • Newsletter