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Holocaust Survivor, 93, Apparently Not Avalanche Survivor

Samuel Shalev, who escaped Nazi persecution during the Second World...

  • Oct 29, 2013

Addition Of Word ‘the’ To OSU’s Name Adds Ten Percent More Prestige

Educational experts have confirmed that renaming Ohio State...

  • Oct 29, 2013

Hipsters Start Ironically Living Normal Lives, Assimilating Into Society

WILLIAMSBURG, NY – Residents of many hipster-heavy...

  • Oct 29, 2013

Colorado Wildfires Perfect Setting For Bikram Yoga Retreat

While many Colorado citizens fled from the wildfires threatening...

  • Oct 29, 2013

Student Who Studied Abroad Now Claims Ayacucho, Peru As Hometown

After an intensive 4-week study abroad program, sources report LSA...

  • Oct 29, 2013

President Coleman Spins Cube Backwards, Opens Cosmic Sinkhole

CORNER OF MAYNARD AND THE SIXTH DIMENSION — This morning University...

  • Oct 29, 2013

New Harry Potter Spin-Off To Chronicle Bestiality

J.K. Rowling is reportedly diving back into the the Wizarding World...

  • Oct 29, 2013

Area Man Only A Feminist When Drunk

APPLETON, WI – Local graduate student John Michelson, described by...

  • Oct 29, 2013

Woman Realizes She Not Even Funny Enough To Be Fat, Funny Friend

Thursday evening at New York City bar Little Branch, Brooklyn...

  • Oct 29, 2013

Obama Makes Case for American ‘Pretty-Okay-ism’

WASHINGTON — In hoping to soothe the shaken American psyche...

  • Oct 29, 2013

Thirty-Something ‘Simply Thrilled’ At News Of Baby Sister’s Engagement

DISHEVELED WALK-UP APARTMENT, NEW YORK—Lydia Hollan, a thirty-six...

  • Oct 29, 2013

Report: Michael Jackson Still Dead

Neverland Ranch– At approximately 6:09 PM eastern time...

  • Oct 29, 2013

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