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Ask A Couple Showering Together With Soap In Their Eyes

Dear Couple Showering Together With Soap in Their Eyes, I am a junior...

  • Feb 24, 2014

You’re Seriously Going To Turn In That Piece of Shit?

Okay, seriously? You really need to stop this. Take a look at...

  • Feb 24, 2014

You Know What They Say About A Guy With Big Feet

I’m the stuff of legends. Of fantasies, if you will. And I’m here...

  • Feb 24, 2014

Man With Nine Tattoos Tells Casual Girlfriend He Just Isn’t Ready For A Commitment

In a move that disappointed his girlfriend, Emily Trainor, area man...

  • Feb 24, 2014

Dry Cleaner Unsure How To Handle Ku Klux Klan Robes

Further Down South Than He Thought— Dry cleaner owner Wes Oliver...

  • Feb 24, 2014

eHarmony And Ancestry.com Merge Into Incestry.com

In a surprise move Monday, popular dating website eHarmony.com and...

  • Feb 24, 2014

Directionally Challenged Teenager Having A Hard Time Getting Out Of This Town

Local teenager Jeremy Stumph reportedly “hates his life” and...

  • Feb 24, 2014

Virgin Margarita Loses It to José Cuervo In Latest Post On Area Woman’s Erotic Food Blog

Following a blog post detailing the sexy goings-on of a recent...

  • Feb 24, 2014

Vice President Biden Excited To Show Obama New Macaroni Necklace He Made

WEST WING ARTS & CRAFTS ROOM—Vice President Joe Biden was...

  • Feb 24, 2014

‘I Respect Women,’ Declares Area Man, As If This Concept Somehow Radical

At a recent company party, area man Simon Strickland was overheard...

  • Feb 24, 2014

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