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Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas Cannot Wait For Summer

During one of his most recent utterings, Justice Clarence Thomas...

  • Apr 18, 2014

First Grade Job Market Competitive As Ever For This Year’s Kindergarten Graduates

A new comprehensive study out this week finds that the 2014...

  • Apr 18, 2014

AI Program More Charming Than Programmer

According to sources, computer science senior Mark Mahan has...

  • Apr 18, 2014

Michigan Court Legalizes Gay Marijuana

In a landmark case cheered by progressives and fans of judicial...

  • Apr 18, 2014

Local Football Star Takes Off Brainy Girl’s Glasses, Still Ugly

ALL-AMERICAN HOMETOWN—After scoring the winning touchdown last...

  • Apr 18, 2014

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Pretty Much Drowning In Tail These Days

Sources report that since the debut of the critically acclaimed...

  • Apr 18, 2014

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