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Man With Dead Pet Just Raking In The Facebook Likes

Following the death of his cat, Jerry, area man and attention whore...

  • Sep 8, 2014

Local Baby Still Unsure If Father Has His Nose

Area two-month-old Aiden Parish remains uncertain as to the...

  • Sep 8, 2014

Family Held Hostage As Dad Forces Entire Household To Watch All 28 Hours Of DVD Special Features

A screening of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey turned hostile...

  • Sep 8, 2014

Unarmed White Teen Brutally Slapped On Wrist

GROSSE POINTE—An entire community was outraged on Sunday when...

  • Sep 8, 2014

Here Is How You Make My Grandma’s Famous Meatballs

The first step to making my Grandma Florence’s famous meatballs is...

  • Sep 8, 2014

Nine Lessons You’ll Learn The Hard Way In Bio 171

1. Office hours will be held Wednesday and Friday, 3-5pm. If none of...

  • Sep 8, 2014

Drunk Fan Taken Out Of Ball Game, Taken Out Of Crowd

WRIGLEY FIELD—Sources report that Mudville, Illinois native Jim...

  • Sep 8, 2014

Fantasy Football Pro Unable To Draft Girlfriend

THE MANCAVE—Despite months of painstaking preparation, area fantasy...

  • Sep 8, 2014

Incoming Freshman Desperately Reviewing Spanish, Michigan Football History

HOME TO THE MOST WINS IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL—Incoming freshman Robbie...

  • Sep 8, 2014

U-M Ranks #1 in Student to Student Organization Ratio

Inching out top-spot contenders UCLA and University of...

  • Sep 8, 2014

Mark Schlissel, Michigan Reluctant To Tell Friends They Met On Tinder

The University of Michigan stated yesterday that it was hesitant to...

  • Sep 8, 2014

Redskins Change Name To ‘Federally Screwed Over Pre-Columbian Americans’

WASHINGTON—The NFL franchise formerly known as the Washington...

  • Sep 8, 2014
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