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Brady Hoke Suddenly Realizes His Career Depends On Hungover Teenagers

THE HOKE HOUSEHOLD—Head Football Coach Brady Hoke, who has recently...

  • Sep 8, 2014

East Timor President Gives Growing Country ‘The Talk’

Addressing the fledgling nation at a press conference last Friday,...

  • Sep 8, 2014

ISIS First Terrorist Group With Cool Bond-Villain Acronym

SECRET VOLCANO LAIR, IRAQ—As President Obama has held his resolve...

  • Sep 8, 2014

Jews Excited To Finally Be Bad Guys

THE HOLY LAND—Although Israel has drawn headlines for using...

  • Sep 8, 2014

Bono Announces Plans To Kiss Every Living Person On The Mouth

In a publicized announcement last Friday, musician and philanthropist...

  • Sep 8, 2014
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