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‘This Is Where They’ll Say It All Began,’ Thinks Freshman In Chem 130

THE PATH TO SUCCESS—During his professor’s rushed, twenty-minute...

  • Sep 15, 2014

Extinction Of Squirrels On Campus Leaves Incredibly Boring People With Nothing To Talk About

Sources confirmed that the last squirrel on the University of...

  • Sep 15, 2014

Sophomore Girls Feel Less Welcome At This Year’s Welcome Week

Across campus, female students of sophomore standing have reported a...

  • Sep 15, 2014

Former Study Abroad Student Disgusted With Boorish Peers

ON AN ISLAND OF IGNORANCE— Upon returning to campus from her...

  • Sep 15, 2014

End Of Summer Sublease Not First Time Brittany Has Kicked Creepy Guy Out Of Bedroom, Certainly Not Last

WHEREVER BRITTANY LIVES—In a familiar sight to her housemates,...

  • Sep 15, 2014

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