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Freshman Girl Hesitant To Buy Football Ticket Alone In Jake’s Room

Sources confirmed this Friday that Jake Tyler, a Markley freshman,...

  • Oct 16, 2014

‘So, What’s Your Major?’ Asks Social Maverick At Party

Sources confirmed that LSA junior and self-described “human social...

  • Oct 16, 2014

Report: Math Lab Great For Homework Help, Questioning How You Even Got Accepted Here In First Place

BASEMENT DUNGEON OF EAST HALL—Sighting that they receive a better...

  • Oct 16, 2014

Earth Science GSI Not Even Trying To Play It Cool About Rocks

WEST HALL ROOM THREE-OH-SEVEN—Following an underwhelming discussion...

  • Oct 16, 2014

Campus Panties Drop To Ankles For Guy Crossing Diag On Wheelie Shoes

Saying they just couldn’t resist the way he wove effortlessly and...

  • Oct 16, 2014

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