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Mold In Shower No Match For Little Water Kicked In Its Direction

While the winter months “tend to bring out the worst” in Ann...

  • Dec 8, 2014

Area Man Goes Entire Day Without Meekly Apologizing

Last week Hoboken, NJ man Clay Fremont managed to go through an...

  • Dec 8, 2014

Janitor With Checkered Past Calmly Informs Student He ‘Doesn’t Do That Anymore’

MUNCIE, INDIANA—63-year-old Mason Hall janitor Carl Freiberg told...

  • Dec 8, 2014

Man With OCD Too Busy Organizing Severed Heads to Commit Murder Tonight

Area serial killer Larry Talarico was unable to follow through with...

  • Dec 8, 2014

Nation Briefly Empowered by Thing It Saw on Internet

Nodding vigorously in solidarity, the nation’s citizens were...

  • Dec 8, 2014

Supporter of Same Sex Marriage Not So Keen On Same-Sex Hand-Holding

Explaining that the practice “just seems a little off,” area...

  • Dec 8, 2014

Local Killjoy Adds Books to Toys For Tots Box

Public school teacher and reported “total wet blanket” Ben...

  • Dec 8, 2014

Woman Somehow Convinced Her Height Only Thing Standing Between Her, Career as Professional Model

Sources confirmed Tuesday that LSA senior Gretchen Bell reportedly...

  • Dec 8, 2014

Nation’s Masturbators Voice Support for Obama’s Position on Net Neutrality

In what is a likely response to President Obama’s advocacy of Net...

  • Dec 8, 2014

Area Man Still Pretending to Understand Lake-Effect Snow

CASUAL CONVERSATIONS EVERYWHERE—Sources confirmed Thursday that...

  • Dec 8, 2014

Merry Christmas, This Holiday Letter Is a Cry for Help!

Well, another year has gone by and the Dorfmans have been busier than...

  • Dec 8, 2014

Why Am I Even Here? What’s My Purpose?

Malaise. Insignificance. Missed opportunities. Like many others...

  • Dec 8, 2014
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