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Weird Student Reads ‘Michigan Daily’ Even Though Friend Not In It This Time

In an act unsurprising to her friends and acquaintances, eccentric...

  • Feb 12, 2015

Ambitious OSCR Rep Resolves ‘Career-Making’ Student Conflict

Saying the victory was sure to launch her career in student conflict...

  • Feb 12, 2015

‘u up?’ Texts Man Abby Will Someday, Sadly, Marry

THE INTERSECTION OF TRUE LOVE AND FIVE SHOTS OF TEQUILA—Sophomore...

  • Feb 12, 2015

Student With Zero Marketable Skills Lobbies for Abolition of LSA Language Requirement

Sources confirmed Thursday that Alex Faulkner, an LSA junior who has...

  • Feb 12, 2015

Study: Education Major Now More Marketable Than Ever, Dad

Citing lower unemployment rates and increased pay, several studies...

  • Feb 12, 2015

Chelsea Just Going To Assume That The Same Guy Who Asked Her To Watch His Stuff

CHELSEA’S PERIPHERY—After glancing over from her laptop every...

  • Feb 12, 2015

Christian Frat Enjoys Wild Night Out At Pinball Pete’s

Amid numerous reports of raucous behavior and rough-housing on South...

  • Feb 12, 2015

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