First Grade Teacher Fucking Nailed It With Rivers And Streams Unit This Year

Hailing this year’s overview of estuaries, tributaries and straits as a slam-fucking-dunk, sources confirmed that local first grade teacher Shelly Caruthers “fucking nailed it” with her rivers and streams unit this semester.

The unit, which Caruthers has taught annually since 2009, was praised by students and colleagues as a particularly rousing and demonstration of names and characteristics of various natural bodies of flowing water.

“Shelly just fucking brought it this year with that lesson on watersheds, brills and brooks,” said co-teacher Mary Ann McLure.

“Plus, she really floored those kids with the transparencies on the water cycle. Just a slam-bang tie-in to April’s unit on clouds,” McLure added.

Caruthers, who recently attended a curriculum development conference upstate, prefers to attribute the unit’s phenomenal success to her students’ hard work and dedication.

“The rivers and streams unit?” said one parent of a student in Caruthers’ first grade class. “From what my little Jason told me, Shelly knocked that shit out of the fucking park. We’re really lucky to have her at Marshall Elementary School.”

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