A lot of stars are known for one famous feature. For Julia Roberts, it’s her smile. Roberts can be seen smiling in just about every photo taken of her. How can that be when her life is nothing but sadness and misfortune? Here are some photos that make absolutely no sense:
1. Here she is smiling at the Oscars. She didn’t win. She wasn’t even nominated. She didn’t even have a successful movie this year. So why is she so goddamn happy?
2. Who knew Julia Roberts could even be happy while her marriage was falling apart? Here she is with her now ex-husband Lyle Lovett. What right does she have to deceive us like this?
3. This one really pisses us off. Why would you be smiling while wearing glasses? Your eyes are broken, Julia! Just feel a little sad about it!
4. We can see your boobs, Julia. Aren’t you embarrassed? Your tits sag, Julia. They sag a lot.
5. Here Roberts is next to an infinitely better actress. Why doesn’t she feel small and insignificant by comparison? Maybe there is something wrong with her brain. Get better soon, Julia!
6. Oh, go fuck yourself, Julia Roberts.