Campus Voices: Michael Bloomberg Announced as Speaker

Businessman and former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has been announced as the Class of 2016’s spring commencement speaker. What do you think?

“Hopefully this won’t prevent me from getting a 64 oz Big House souvenir soda.”

—Gregory Andrauskas, Proud Dad

“Oh for God’s sake. Fuck. They couldn’t have waited an extra year?”

—Andrea Dwyer, Class of 2017

“Are we really supposed to believe some old, Jewish politician can get through to university students?”

—Carson Simmons, Water Park Analyst

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