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SeaWorld Promises to Release Florida Tourists Into Wild by 2018

Following years of activist complaints, social media campaigns, and...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Man Quoting Funny Movies Not Actually Funny Himself

Following a night out, friends of Gary Brennan realized that, rather...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Former Bully Now Straddling Teammate On A Motorized Scooter

Michigan football player and LSA sophomore Kyle Sherman, who...

  • Apr 8, 2016

New Take on Kill-Free Meat Lets Consumers Eat ‘Just a Little Bit’ of Animal at a Time

In response to the growth of the kill-free meat movement, some food...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Snapchat Streak Only Thing Holding Friendship Together

Explaining that their relationship was “barely worth salvaging,”...

  • Apr 8, 2016

‘Oh My God They Still Put Nuts On My Salad,’ Says Aunt About To Speak To Manager

Speaking in a hushed tone across the table, reports claim that area...

  • Apr 8, 2016

2017 Toyota Corolla To Be Capable of Most Fuel Efficient Vehicular Manslaughter to Date

Toting a best-in-class fuel efficiency among other midsize sedans,...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Kasich Admits He Only Staying in Race for Free Trip to San Diego Zoo

Reports indicate that despite his low delegate count, Ohio Gov. John...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Bar Owner Menacing At First, Then Welcoming

Initially menacing and unwelcoming at the intrusion of an unfamiliar...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Girl Brian Loves Is Fucking Someone Else Right Now

Sources confirmed that Sarah Baker, the girl Brian Anderson is deeply...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Student Running Out Of Opportunities To Delay Class Participation

Realizing that only two weeks stands between her and the end of the...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Summer Backpacking Trip Last Chance for Graduating Senior to Experience ‘Freedom,’ Daylight

Thinking that the trip would give her “one last taste of freedom”...

  • Apr 8, 2016
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