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Freshman Orientees Mock, Attend East Quad Bracelet-Making Event

Calling the occasion “childish,” “stupid,” and “lame,” a...

  • Jul 8, 2016

Senior Contemplates Friendships Worth Abandoning Post-Graduation

Senior Ella Flemming is reportedly in the final stages of deciding...

  • Jul 8, 2016

Switch to Canvas Projected To Be University’s Least Expensive Waste of Money

A report released by the University’s Annual Budget Committee...

  • Jul 8, 2016

Nation Disappointed in 21st Century’s Lack of Tube Infrastructure So Far

Stating that the current infrastructure was “underwhelming” and...

  • Jul 8, 2016

Schlissel Hangs Daily Article About Himself On Office Wall

After appearing on the cover of last Wednesday’s Michigan Daily, a...

  • Jul 8, 2016

Local Woman Unsure Whether Revealing Outfit Symbol Of Female Empowerment Or Objectification

Before leaving for Rick’s this past Saturday, LSA junior Lisa...

  • Jul 8, 2016

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