I Don’t Need Your Fucking Help By A Drunk Girl Lying On The Floor

Ow, fuck. Wait who’s there? C-can you please just leave? Close the f-fucking door. Please just leave me alone, I’m fine. I know it might not s-sound like it but I’m- fine. Just get out of here. I’m gonna stand up in a m-m-minute…actually I might not. Don’t come near me. I don’t know how m-much I drank but it wasn’even that much. I don’t need your fucking help –

Oh my god, what the fuck s’going on? I fucking hate my life. Please leave, can’t I get some fucking pr-privacy? Ugh. I told you I’m gonna get up in a second. Oh my god, I’m gonna die I think. Where the fuck is Jason? He’s such an asshole, fuck him. Fuck you Jason! I don’t know how much I d-drank, mmmkay? I was probably r-roofied for all I fucking know, fuck you.

Sorry that was m-m-mean. I like… know you’re t-trying to be a good person or w-whatever You’re probably really n-nice and sweet. I’m sorry you’re seeing me like this right now. I’m sorry, ooookay? I’m not usually like this, this never even fucking h-happens. Not even cl-close. I’m just really drunk right now. I’m sooooo fucking drunk.

W-what did you say? Thank you, that’s so n-nice of you. I know I’m not really gonna die, I just feel like s-shit right now. This fucking sucks. I’m really glad you’re here with me, th-th-though. I’m sorry I was being such a bitch to you. Haha, thanks for saying I’m n-not, but I was being such a fucking bitch. I can’t b-believe you have to deal with me.

You know, you’re a r-really nice person. You might be an angel I t-think. When I’m sober I’m gonna m-make it up to you, I promise. Thank you so m-much. You’re the shit, you know that? I’m being serious, you r-really are. I love you so much.

I th-think I’m ready t’go home.

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