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Obama Introduces New Sticker Chart Program To Increase Final Months Of Productivity

President Obama introduced a new sticker incentive program in...

  • Dec 2, 2016

Area Town Finds It Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas

An investigation by locals last week confirmed that it is beginning...

  • Dec 2, 2016

Stocks Plummet After Gary Presses The Wrong Button Again

According to global economic reports and financial projections, the...

  • Dec 2, 2016

‘Don’t These Protestors Have Anything Better To Do?’ Asks Retired Woman Who Watches Eight Hours Of Television A Day

During a commercial break between segments of Fox and Friends, local...

  • Dec 2, 2016

Elon Musk Unveils New Electronic Floors That Do Lots Of High Tech Bullshit

Musk presents his floors, which utilize decades of research into...

  • Dec 2, 2016

Harbaugh Fined For Postgame Comments

  • Dec 2, 2016

Endangered Species Just Going To Get It Over With

The few remaining members of the critically endangered species...

  • Dec 2, 2016

Man On Plane Mentally Prepares Self For Death After Seatbelt Sign Illuminated

Following the illumination of the seatbelt sign on his Delta Airlines...

  • Dec 2, 2016

Local Babysitter Draws All Over Passed Out Kid’s Face

Reports indicate that this past Saturday night local babysitter...

  • Dec 2, 2016

Assumed Missing Person Turns Up Hours After Group Project Due

“After two or three days of not hearing anything from Kevin, we...

  • Dec 2, 2016

Teenager Hearing How Easy It Is To Get Drugs Wondering Why He Odd Man Out

Following a school presentation from a police officer on the wide and...

  • Dec 2, 2016

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg To Wear Bubble Wrap For Next Four Years

  • Dec 2, 2016
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