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Chem GSI Claiming To Be Laid Back Won’t Even Let You Huff The Acid

Sophomore Katie Barnes recently reported that her Chem 216 GSI, Craig...

  • Feb 17, 2017

Student Body Announces Plans To Make It Up On The Final

Following a string of exceptionally difficult anthropology, physics,...

  • Feb 17, 2017

Newt Gingrich Prepares Riddles For Job As Border Wall Guard

“It was a candle you idiot!” Gingrich reportedly said to a...

  • Feb 17, 2017

Trojan Releases New Condom Line For People With Fucked Up Dicks

Trojan’s condoms have reportedly received positive feedback from...

  • Feb 17, 2017

Roommate’s Sadness Worth It For Extra Ice Cream In House

“She’s always willing to share her food though so it usually...

  • Feb 17, 2017

Pictures Of Food On Menu Providing Helpful Reminder Of What Chicken Parm Looks Like

  • Feb 17, 2017

Student To Graduate Without Taking Any Classes In Area Of Passion

Shortly after completing his senior audit at an advising appointment,...

  • Feb 17, 2017

Sorry I Haven’t Emailed You Back, I Was Trying To Come Up With An Excuse For Why I Haven’t Emailed You Back

Hey, Julia. It was great to hear from you. I hope you’re doing...

  • Feb 17, 2017

School Shooting Leaves Broken Nation To Ask Themselves Who Will Win The Bachelor

Claiming the lives of six students and injuring nine, a university...

  • Feb 17, 2017

Sean Spicer Hides In East Wing Closet As Reince Priebus Announces Bathtime

Priebus has reportedly threatened Spicer with no TV if he doesn’t...

  • Feb 17, 2017

Man Wonders If It Too Soon To Revisit Taco Truck

 Dunlop cited his aversion to becoming a “regular.” While...

  • Feb 17, 2017

Report: These Sweet Potato Fries Probably Turned Out Right

“Yeah, these look about right,” said Longmire, as she pulled a...

  • Feb 17, 2017
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