The pool reportedly looked even bluer through goggles.
After checking in to their Ft. Myers, FL, beach-front condo and heading down to the pool, the Mitchell family of Southwest Michigan collectively ogled and commented on how fucking blue the pool water was at their resort.
“Jeez, how do they get it that blue?” said father Jeff Mitchell of the millions of dihydrogen monoxide molecules that had combined to appear blue in color. “I mean, even on the sunniest days the pools in our neighborhood don’t look like that.”
After laying out their beach towels and slipping into the pool for a swim, the Mitchell’s reportedly exclaimed that the water still looked just as blue even swimming around inside the pool.
“It still looks blue even when you open your eyes under the water,” said youngest daughter Rachel while swimming around in the chemically balanced, plein air swimming pool.
After marveling at the resort swimming pool, the Mitchells reportedly ventured down to the beachfront at their condo to marvel at just how “freaking blue” the ocean water was.
“Wow, a er everything the Gulf has been through and the water is still this bright,” said Jeff Mitchell, not taking into account the ocean’s tendency to absorb red and orange light and reflect the clear, brilliant blue sky. “It really feels like we’re on vacation now.”
At press time, mother Kelly Mitchell was uploading a photo of her family at the beach captioned, “The picture doesn’t do the color of the water justice.”
