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Report: Garbage Disposal Scary

A recently released multidisciplinary report has confirmed that the...

  • Nov 10, 2017

Floundering Professor Asks If That A Hand

It is being widely reported that this past Tuesday, floundering...

  • Nov 10, 2017

Roommates Agree It Time For Houseplant To Be Put Down

After much deliberation, long- time roommates Sarah Hartby and Lisa...

  • Nov 10, 2017

I’m Not Looking For Anything Serious

  Hey. So I know I said it was nice to meet you like 45 seconds...

  • Nov 10, 2017

Look How The Tables Have Turned Motherfuckers

Well, well, well, look what we have here. I bet after John...

  • Nov 10, 2017

Record-Breaking Deal Establishes Vicodin As NFL’s Official Hydrocodone Provider

The NFL encourages fans to sit back, pop a percocet and watch some...

  • Nov 10, 2017

Washtenaw Rock Actually Prettier Without All That Paint On It

Sources have reported that, despite current societal standards, the...

  • Nov 10, 2017

Dude, I Really Like Your Shoes

Dude, I really like your shoes. Honestly, most of the shoes you rock...

  • Nov 10, 2017

Group Photography Skills Only Thing Keeping Man In Friend-Group

Citing his ownership of a Nikon Coolpix B500, recent reports confirm...

  • Nov 10, 2017

Presentation Watchdog Corrects Misspelling On Lecture PowerPoint

According to recent reports, freshman Matthew Carlson was eager to...

  • Nov 10, 2017

Nation’s Cider Mills Begin Burying Donuts For Winter

Following a period of colder climate and dwindling customers, the...

  • Nov 10, 2017

High School Soccer Team Rallies Around Tyler Getting Grounded

‘Tyler’s mom sucks on three!’ The Garden City Senior High...

  • Nov 10, 2017
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