Are You A Boobs, Butt, Or Bat Guy?

There are 3.5 billion dudes out there in this world, each one of them a unique individual with lives full of nuance and intrigue just as deep as your own. Still, they can generally be grouped into 3 distinct groups when it comes to what they find most attractive in a mate.

Some men like girls with a lot going on up top, some like a little more junk in the trunk. Others like a partner that awakens in the midst of the night to echolocate swarms of mosquitos.

There’s no shame in liking what you like. And hell, most guys in one group still like the other parts. Ask any butt guy if he still likes to run his hands tenderly over a girl’s chest and he’s gonna say yeah. On the other hand, every guy in the club who makes the boobs his first move on the dance floor is also getting a feel or two downstairs. And there’s no doubt we all feel a little tingling when we think of that special someone who sleeps twenty-one hours a day, hanging upside-down by their foot claws.

Just weigh your options here. Think about a soft, warm pair of boobs in your hands. Imagine the feel of a toned butt pressed against you. Visualize a hot, perky little Desmodus rotundus that’s all yours.

I mean, damn. That’s some hot and heavy stuff to think about. Ponder carefully before answering for sure whether you’re a butt guy, a boobs guy, or a bat guy.

There’s no shame in any of it, we’re not here to judge.

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