I Wasn’t Invited To My High School Dance And Society Doesn’t Get Me And I’m On The Beach In Califooorniiaaaaaaa!

*Sweet guitar riff and upbeat drum intro*

High school wasn’t very fun and the girl I liked dated the quarterback!

*second sweet guitar riff*

There we were, it was prom

But I didn’t go because I didn’t belong.

Hanging out, with all my friends,

no one likes us this place is the bends.

My parents suck, and so do yours, so we’re at the skatepark and we’re also in California.

The sun is out, but my life it sucks.

Why can’t I find a place to belong?

*more sweet guitar stuff*

I wish I wasn’t quite this waaAAAaayyy! I wish thing were better todaaAAAaayyyy!

But they’re not, and I’m here, and you’re there,

and the pain is everywhe-ee-yere.

But let’s grab some beers, and go to the beach,

because we’re in California and there are a lot of beaches.

Now we’re at the beach, and life is great,

but also it’s not because I’m not okay.

But I’m with my friends, and now we’re jamming out,

and nothing else matters because we’re on the beach!

*drummer totally rocks out*

I wish I wasn’t quite this waaAAAaayyy! I wish thing were better todaaAAAaayyyy!

And now they are, because I’m with my band,

and everyone else sucks, but I like these guys.

I also like California, where there’s sun at the beach,

but screw my high school those guys all are lame.

So as the story goes, who really cares,

let’s just rock out and never give a damn.

My life’s now cool, and yours now sucks,

so to hell with everybody but California!

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