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Benevolent GSI Gives Extension Before Absolutely Tearing Paper To Shreds

A testament to her benevolence and compassion as an instructor,...

  • Apr 13, 2018

‘Well, It Was Nice Meeting You’ Says Roommate Of Three Years

Before leaving his shared apartment, roommate Howard Gibbs told his...

  • Apr 13, 2018

Study Finds Link Between Voting In CSG Election, Owing Favor To Jewish Kid In Your EECS Lecture

After thorough data analysis it has been revealed that a strong...

  • Apr 13, 2018

Area Man With Multiple Laundry Loads Sets Aside Next Few Days Just In Case

Taking a conscientious approach to his laundry duties, local Junior...

  • Apr 13, 2018

Senior’s English Thesis Just The Word ‘Subverts’ For 50 Pages

Calling it one of the most “thought- provoking” and...

  • Apr 13, 2018

Student In English Class Just Thinks That Interesting

Explaining that he was not quite sure what to make of it, local...

  • Apr 13, 2018

Student Body Relishing Third Day Of Beautiful 45° And Partially Sunny Weather

The student body has expressed great joy after enjoying a brisk day...

  • Apr 13, 2018

Graduating Senior Still Waiting On Instructions For What To Do Next

Noting that all of his friends have already known what they’re...

  • Apr 13, 2018

The Every Three Weekly’s Bar Crawl Map

  • Apr 13, 2018

The Every Three Weekly Guide To Facebook’s Advertising Algorithm

  • Apr 13, 2018

The Every Three Weekly’s Union Bucket List

  • Apr 13, 2018

EECS 183 Final Project Just Telling Friend In Humanities They Won’t Find A Job

After lecture last Monday, EECS 183 students were given a list of...

  • Apr 13, 2018
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