Thrifty! This Guy’s Just Drinking Water Right Out Of The Sink

We're leaving cups in summer 2018!
We're leaving cups in summer 2018!

Look, we’ve all been there. Day in and day out it’s the same thing: hand to cup, water to cup, cup to mouth, mouth to water. Every. Damn. Time. Don’t you wish there was a better way?

Well friends, I have good news. It’s the lifehack that has the Dixie Cup company quaking in their boots: this guy just drinks water right out of the sink.

I mean, where does he come up with this stuff? So primal, yet so brave. Like, there it was right in front of us the entire time, but it took until now for this guy to put two and two together. What a champ!

Now if you want to be as thrifty as this guy over here, there’s a bit of a learning curve you’ll have to get over. First you’ll have to contort your body down to approximately sink-level.  Next, put your mouth on the water just right. Do not, and I repeat, do NOT go too far into the sink. Trust me, I’ve been there. Finally, enjoy the spoils of your conquest and suck that sweet sweet water down. For those that find this to be a challenge, just pretend that your mouth is the cup and it should go down much easier.

So the next time you reach for a cup, take a moment to think about the man that used his mouth as a cup so future generations could thrive. Your soul may die, but your beautiful mind and mouth will live on. Godspeed good sir. Godspeed.

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