Look guys, I get it. We all have places we need to be and I’m sure everyone has such busy and interesting lives outside of this class but can you please just wait five minutes for me to finish this lecture up.
Sorry I don’t mean to be so pushy, I really do love you guys. It’s just that I worked really hard on this thing, and when you pack up right when I’m about to finish, it makes me feel like you’re packing up on me. So all I’m asking is for you to take your jacket off, leave your notebook on your desk, and indulge me in the one thing in my life that I look forward to since Janine left.
Hey! Don’t think I didn’t hear that backpack zip up! I know your game. You see me up here and think that I’m just the guy that teaches you organic chemistry, but if you prick me, do I not bleed?
Fine, you know what, leave. See if I care. Yep, this is me not caring. It’s not like everyone I know eventually abandons me. My wife left me, my dad left me, winter semester 2016 section 039 left me, so why should you be any different?
Alright for those of you still here, I’m begging you to come to my office hours tomorrow from 3-4. Also remember to fill out your course evolutions on Canvas, just please go easy on me. I don’t know how much more I can take. Have a good weekend.