It’s a miracle! Kyle’s vape pen just lasted for all eight nights of Hanukkah even though there was only enough oil to last for one. This has got to be the dankest miracle of all time!
For generations, we’ve been celebrating the miracle of the lasting oil and the miracle of the maccabees’ military triumph over the Greeks; now, we can add another, equally important miracle to that list. Thousands of years ago, the Hasmoneans bravely stood up to the Seleucids, and history finally repeats itself and creates a new miracle, allowing Kyle to fry his brain cells into oblivion.
The Jewish festival of lights is an eight-day period during which Jews remember the miracle of Judah Maccabee and his army. It’s also equally important to remember K-dog’s vape pen, which lasted for seven nights longer than it was supposed to.
Spinning the dreidel, lighting the candles, and singing songs as children unwrap presents; amidst all of these beautiful traditions, make sure to take the time and remember the miracle of the bold Maccabee fighters in addition to Kyle and his mighty dab pen.