Woman With Target Shopping Addiction Just Thinks It’s The Cutest Fucking Thing

Jenna is going to look great living out of her Target shopping cart.
Jenna is going to look great living out of her Target shopping cart.

According to friends of area woman Jenna Greene, a self-described “literal Target addict,” the 24-year-old appears to believe that her apparent addiction to purchasing things at the homegoods store is “just the cutest fucking thing in the world.”

“The other day, she was talking about how she’s already bought eight sets of twinkling lights,” said close friend Ericka Jones. “She described it as ‘her own personal fairytale,’ but to me it sounds like her own personal lack of restraint.”

Greene has reportedly purchased four tapestries, two scrapbook sets, and eighteen different eyeliners within the last two months and has made over 16 visits to the department retailer.

“She keeps laughing about how she goes in with the intention of buying one thing and comes out with 20,” added Jones. “I get that Target has some cute things, but it’s literally not that hard to not spend $200. It’s not cute.”

Greene herself commented on the situation, telling reporters that while she may own 14 different duvets, she is “just so cozy at night that [she] can’t help it.”

Greene has also expanded to DIY projects such as painting her own funny quotes onto canvas as she “just can’t help but be a little bit quirky.”

At press times, Jones was currently considering taking out her third target credit card since “the deals on the nutmeg candles basically pay for themselves.”

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