Bad News: Your Blood Test Revealed You Have Blood

This does not bode well for you.
This does not bode well for you.

Uh oh, you might wanna sit down for this one. Your blood test results came back. Unfortunately you tested positive for blood. I’m so sorry. I suggest you get your affairs in order. There’s nothing we can do. It’s only a matter of time now.  

If you have a bucket list, you should start working on it. The blood isn’t going away and there is no known cure. If you have any friends or family, now is the time to start saying your goodbyes. Unfortunately, your chances of making it through this are very low, almost 0. Call anyone you’ve recently slept with and tell them to get tested, lest they be infected as well.

There are several different types of this illness, but all of them are equally lethal. Blood infects every part of your body, and the trauma can become so bad that you will feel your upper left chest throbbing. Transfusions would only exacerbate the problem.

I would like to tell you that there’s hope, but the truth is there is none. Remember Michael Jackson? He had blood. Elvis Presley? Blood. No one diagnosed with blood has made it out alive. This is the end for you, all you can do now is make peace with it and pray. See you on the other side.

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