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Report: 70% Of Time At IM Building Spent Walking Between Rooms

A recent study has revealed that students at the University of...

  • Mar 25, 2019

Report: Church Hymn Has Another Verse After This One

Following verse after verse of “Angels We Have Heard On...

  • Mar 25, 2019

Impossible To Tell If Microwave Burrito Will Be Good

Despite meticulously analyzing the packaging and ingredient list on...

  • Mar 25, 2019

AI Considers Taking Over World, Decides To Play Tetris Instead

After considering the possibility of enslaving the human race using...

  • Mar 25, 2019

Study Finds 95% Of Bicycle Baskets Have Alien Inside

A University of Wisconsin study has confirmed that at least 95% of...

  • Mar 25, 2019

Supermarket Offers Orange Slice Samples For People Who Don’t Know What An Orange Tastes Like

In an effort to boost its sales by providing product samples, Ann...

  • Mar 25, 2019

Dominos Delivery Tracker To Now Let Customers Track Delivery Driver Until He Gets Home Safe

Following a company-wide meeting to discuss ways to improve customer...

  • Mar 25, 2019

Win Or Lose, All That Matters Is We Had Fun

You win some, you lose some. The most important thing is that I did...

  • Mar 25, 2019

Wow, You Listen To Spotify Too?

Excuse me, miss. I don’t normally do this, but I couldn’t help...

  • Mar 25, 2019

They Ask Me How The Weather Is Up Here, But Not How I’m Feeling

I’m so sick of all the taunting. Yeah, I might be “conventionally...

  • Mar 25, 2019

Man Who Forgot To Bring Phone To Toilet Forced To Focus Entirely On Shitting

News broke on Monday that, in a cruel twist of fate, area man John...

  • Mar 25, 2019

Study Finds Gay Conversion Therapy Only 70% Effective At Making People Gay

A new study conducted by the American Psychological association has...

  • Mar 25, 2019
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