Graduating Senior Can’t Believe He Spent Four Fucking Years On This Listserv

Moore wishes the best to the marine biology club he never attended.
Moore wishes the best to the marine biology club he never attended.

Citing his utter disbelief at receiving their bi-monthly emails, LSA senior Jeremy Moore “literally can’t believe” he has spent the last four years on the marine biology club listserv despite never once attending a meeting or being involved in the organization in any capacity.

Moore reportedly signed his name on the club’s interest list his first semester of freshman year and “just never got around to taking it off.”

“Every time I saw an email, I thought, hmm. Maybe I should do something about this,” Moore told reporters about his tenure on the email list. “I think there’s a way to do it on MCommunity or something, but ultimately I never found out.”

Moore said that while the emails he receives are “annoying,” he has enjoyed watching the club grow, change and flourish over the past years.

“I was super shocked when Julia was voted president over Jenna,” said Moore. “I mean, I have no idea who either of those people are, but I was invested.”

While Moore is reportedly excited to graduate and start the next chapter of his life away from college, he stated that he will thoroughly miss all the friends that he didn’t make in Marine Biology club.

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