New Subscription Service Just Ten Dollars A Month

The subscription service includes ‘perks!’
The subscription service includes ‘perks!’

Promising to “disrupt the subscription culture and revolutionize the way we think about monthly recurring payments,” new subscription company Subscribify has detailed its plans for a new platform that only costs ten dollars per month.

Subscribify CEO Billy McAfee is hopeful that his new product is the next Silicon Valley unicorn.

“For the low price of ten dollars a month, you can gain access to an elite group of influencers and disruptors alike,” McAfee explained. “What we’re doing is leveraging the playing field so that your hard-earned ten dollars a month goes toward so mething that’s bigger than the sum of its parts.”

McAfee has stated that he owes much of the success of the app to the technology underneath the hood. “Subscribify works on a typical blockchain model. Through a series of neural networks and Euclidean sub-prime algorithms, we can find the most efficient way to transfer ten dollars every month from your bank account to us. Basically, we do all the heavy lifting so you don’t have to.”

Beta testers for Subscribify have reportedly had universally positive experiences. “It’s such a breath of fresh air to see an app like this,” said beta tester Nancy Doyle. “The platform was easy to use, low-priced, and it practically pays for itself.”

Subscibify is also offering additional incentives for users willing to pay more than ten dollars a month. “For just an additional two dollars a month, users can upgrade to diamond status,” continued McAfee. “And for another three b ucks a month, you’ll re ceive a brand new box in the mail every month. It just doesn’t get much better than that.”

At press time, Subscribify had soft -launched in New York and Los Angeles with plans to go nationwide by 2021.

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