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Class Of 2020 Knew It Should Have Applied To Grad School

  • May 4, 2020

Report: Nation Would Have Known Exactly What To Do If This Were Zombie Outbreak

  • May 4, 2020

Hardcore Violinist Smashes Stradivarius At End Of Solo

  • May 4, 2020

Say What? This Confusing Woman Has Silver Hair But Is Not Old

Huh? What the hell is going on? This woman doesn’t look a day over...

  • May 4, 2020

Drive-Through Coronavirus Testing Center Wants To Know If You’d Like Fries With That

  • May 4, 2020

U.S. Government Announces 1-Hour Lift On Stay-At-Home Order For Nation To Get Its Wiggles Out

  • May 4, 2020

Awkward! Jeopardy’s Newest Category Is Just ‘The Time And Place You Will Die’

Last Friday’s edition of Jeopardy threw their brainy contestants...

  • May 4, 2020

Uh Oh: Crystal Ball Just Went All Dark

  • May 4, 2020

Woah! This New Study Just Found Out That 50% Of 50% Of People Is 25% Of People

  • May 4, 2020

Local Man Justifies Pizza Delivery Order As Stimulating The Economy

Last night, self-quarantined area man Samuel Anderson reportedly...

  • May 4, 2020

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