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“Thank God For Mask Mandates”

Thank you, Jesus. And I mean that honestly. I owe you big time, man....

  • Oct 8, 2020
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Mom Actually Used To Play The Grand Piano All The Time, You Were Just Young And Don’t Remember, Now Stop Embarrassing Her In Front of Her Book Club

Son, that’s enough. Stop. Just take a small plate of cheese and...

  • Oct 8, 2020
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Oh, You Think Things Are Bad Right Now?

Oh, you foolish mortals. You think Earth has it bad right now? Just...

  • Oct 8, 2020
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I Was Doxxed, Written Out Of The Will, And Nearly Lost My Job

After participating in a grueling dental toothpaste study, I’m...

  • Oct 8, 2020

Navy SEAL Never Even Learned To Balance Ball On Nose

  • Oct 8, 2020

Michigan To Offer Scratch- Off Ballots For Voters Who Are Feeling Lucky

  • Oct 8, 2020

Gym Rats Reportedly More Effective At Spreading Disease Than 14th-Century Plague Rats

  • Oct 8, 2020

“Shitter’s Clogged” Reports Disheveled Man Walking Out Of Your Bathroom

  • Oct 8, 2020

Depressed Treadmill Runner Feels Like He Going Nowhere

  • Oct 8, 2020

Ask The Editors: Cuffing Season Edition

  • Oct 8, 2020

A Trip Through The Data Mines

  • Oct 8, 2020

“That’s What You Get For Ruining My Rose Garden” Says The Ghost Of Jackie Kennedy

Sources within the White House have reported that the ghost of former...

  • Oct 8, 2020
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