I’m A Samantha

Okay, hear me out. I know I’m a brunette, and I have a degree in art history, but I really think I’m a Samantha. “Sex and the City” is maybe my favorite show of all time, and Samantha is just so iconic. She kicks ass, takes names, fucks randos, and is just generally an absolute boss bitch. I just see so much of myself in her. Like, she wears that one red dress, and it’s just like this one that I wore to my brother’s wedding last year. And I may be in a long-term relationship with a guy I’ve known since college, but if I were single, I’d probably fuck just as many dudes as Samantha. There might be so many that I don’t remember all of their names. And the other girls are super annoying. Carrie and Miranda are too cynical and mean. Samantha is such a badass. Honestly, I think Charlotte is the only one who actually gets what it’s like being a woman in the big city trying to have it all, but I feel like Samantha is more relatable. She’s almost like my spirit animal. I just wish she’d settled down at the end of the show with one of the nice guys she dates. I’m gonna hold out hope that it’ll all work out in the third movie.

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