Man Undressing Near Window Not Putting On As Much Of Show As He Thinks

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Passersby allegedly gave no more than a short glance at Barrett before realizing that he wasn’t anything special.

Local student Cameron Barrett reportedly did not put on quite the show he believed he was while changing in front of his bedroom window this past Wednesday evening.

“I like to think of it as a special treat for my neighbors or any lucky lady passersby,” Barrett commented, as though anybody was particularly charmed by his physique. “This body doesn’t just happen, so it’s only fair that I open the shades and let the streets drink me in,” continued the man of objectively average appearance and stature.

Regarding the origins of this ritual, Barrett explained, “One night I was feeling a little lazy, and didn’t bother to close the blinds, and changed into my skivvies right then and there.” He continued, “the excitement that I felt, knowing that someone out there was experiencing the spectacle of my body, you just can’t beat it.”

Tilly Morris, Barrett’s next door neighbor, remarked, “I can see right into his room from my kitchen, and it’s almost like he does it on purpose, like he’s putting on a show or something. But it’s like, I promise no one wants to see you strip in front of your Travis Scott poster, you know?”

At press time, Barrett was considering launching an underwhelming Onlyfans page.

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