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Thank Goodness! Bill Nye The Science Guy Has Changed His Name To Bill Nan The Science Man, But That Still Fits In The Song So We Don’t Have To Change It

Phew! We all know and love Bill Nye, but he really threw us a...

  • Feb 11, 2021

Unfair! This Vase Has TWO Perfect Side Profiles

Aren’t you so jealous of those celebrities with seemingly perfect...

  • Feb 11, 2021

6 Pictures Of The Old Ones That Will Make You Say Naflthrod Nnnron Grahn Y’hah Eh

What with the impending destruction of western civilization, it’s...

  • Feb 11, 2021

Ugh, So Humiliating! The Pictures Mom Posted Of Your Feet On Facebook Are Way Uglier Than The Ones You Usually Sell

Oh, no. No, no, no, this cannot be happening right now. This is the...

  • Feb 11, 2021

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  • Feb 11, 2021

What’s In Your Box Of Chocolates?

  • Feb 11, 2021

Monstrously Hungover Woman Starting To Think Prohibitionists Had A Point

Area woman Katie Finch reportedly began to sympathize with the...

  • Feb 11, 2021

Area Woman Going To Trader Joe’s For Some “Me Time”

Sources have confirmed that Sociology professor Laura Campos is on...

  • Feb 11, 2021

Single Well-Being Day Almost Makes Up For When University Tried To Sue Own Students

Members of the student body are reportedly pleased with the...

  • Feb 11, 2021

Entire Class Invested In Scarf Rebecca Has Been Knitting In Weekly Zoom Meeting

Students in the Friday morning section of History 375 have reported...

  • Feb 11, 2021

Report: Boyfriend’s Car Has New Smell

The car belonging to area boyfriend Ira Hewitt reportedly has a new...

  • Feb 11, 2021

GSI With “Just A Couple Housekeeping Things To Take Care Of” Greets Class In Maid’s Uniform

On the first day of his Econ 101 section, GSI Dylan Rogers changed...

  • Feb 11, 2021
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