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A child dressed in a robe holding a smoking object in front of a mirror.

Catholic Mass To Incorporate Actual Smoke And Mirrors

  • Feb 12, 2021
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Area Man Watching Winter Olympics Wonders Why He Didn’t Start Alpine Skiing At Age Two

Reports confirm area man Jacob Fleischer recently rewatched the 2018...

  • Feb 12, 2021
A very self-satisfied looking Betty White sitting in a red Ferrari.

Betty White Buys Bright Red Ferrari In Apparent Mid-Life Crisis

Television icon Betty White has reportedly spent $140,000 on a...

  • Feb 12, 2021
A conspicuous looking man in a hat and tan trench coat.

Babysitter Shocked After Trio Of Toddlers Stacked Up In Trench Coat Revealed To Be Regular Adult Man

Area babysitter Marcus Fitzgerald was shocked late Monday evening...

  • Feb 12, 2021
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Revolutionary Tendencies Not As Cool And Sexy NowThat Republicans Doing It

Studies out of New York University suggest that the “inherent sex...

  • Feb 12, 2021
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Man Just Gonna Err On Side Of Private Spotify Session

Local man Brett Castings faced a difficult decision this past...

  • Feb 12, 2021
Wendy's restaurant

Nation’s Small Town Teenagers Announce Plans To Continue Just Driving Around And Going To Wendy’s

The nation was shocked yesterday following an announcement by the...

  • Feb 12, 2021
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Reality Show Contestant Knows Dead Person

The newest season of “Hell’s Kitchen” premiered with an added...

  • Feb 12, 2021
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British COVID Variant Seen Driving On Wrong Side Of Road

On a recent visit to the United States, the British variant of...

  • Feb 12, 2021
Gretchen Whitmer speaking at podium

Governor Whitmer Restricts Travel From Your Ex’s House

Governor Gretchen Whitmer announced this week that for reasons of...

  • Feb 12, 2021
Joe Biden speaking to crowd

Biden Embarks On Ambitious Agenda For First, Last 100 Days

One month into his term, President Biden is well underway completing...

  • Feb 12, 2021

Anthropologists Announce New Species Of Human Called Zoomo Sapien

The American Anthropological Association has announced that the human...

  • Feb 12, 2021
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