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It’s Up To You

Well, let’s see here. This is a toughie. You’ve really gotten...

  • Feb 13, 2021
Eric Andre Fan

Eric Andre Is My Inspiration

Listen, man, have you seen that one Eric Andre bit where he puts on,...

  • Feb 13, 2021
Cupid with a vaccine syringe loaded into his bow.

Vaccine Distribution Led By Cupid This Month

  • Feb 13, 2021
Three women holding wine glasses

Nation’s Girlfriends Hopeful To Receive Stimulus On Valentine’s Day

In a year where stimulus has been a hotly contested subject, millions...

  • Feb 13, 2021
A man does a DNA saliva swab.

DNA Test Reveals Area Man To Be 7% Interesting

Area man Daniel Smith was reportedly delighted to find that, after...

  • Feb 13, 2021
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Alabama Once Again Nation’s #1 Football Team Named After Menstrual Cycle

For the second year in a row, the Alabama Crimson Tide has become not...

  • Feb 13, 2021
Shawty lies on a dance floor surrounded by flames.

Shawty Found Dead After Fire Burning On The Dance Floor

At the Bienvenue Club on the Eastside of Los Angeles, 26-year old...

  • Feb 13, 2021
Two stoner men having a conversation.

“COVID Shouldn’t Make You Anxious, You Just Got The Wrong Strain” Reports Stoner Friend

Witnesses report that after a particularly fraught COVID-19...

  • Feb 13, 2021
A person consumes a magic mushroom.

Ann Arbor Decriminalization Of Magic Mushrooms Prompts Unprecedented Surge In Vibes

Citing the recent decriminalization of psychedelic mushrooms, the...

  • Feb 13, 2021

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