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Brady Family Wondering Why They On Zoom Call When They All Live In Same House

  • Apr 6, 2021

Small Town Has Three Roundabouts Despite Zero Traffic

Local residents have recently reported that the small town of...

  • Apr 6, 2021
A photo of Mitch McConnell next to a photo of a treehouse.

GOP Rebrands As Party Of Those Who Grew Up With Treehouses

The United States GOP sent shockwaves across the media this weekend...

  • Apr 6, 2021
A screencap from the film Nomadland.

‘Nomadland’ Brilliantly Depicts American Dream Of Being Homeless And In A Movie

Reports out of Hollywood confirm that Nomadland, an independent film...

  • Apr 6, 2021
A woman at the grocery store with a baby.

Cool Camp Counselor Boring Adult Now

LSA junior Lauren Abernathy was shocked this week to find out that...

  • Apr 6, 2021

Man Rewinds Show 10 Seconds Because He “Missed That Part”

Reports confirm that local Netflix watcher, Mitch Naismith, has...

  • Apr 6, 2021
The military stands outside President Schlissel's house.

U.S. Military Occupies The University of Michigan In New Pro-Democracy Lecture Series

The United States Military has occupied the University of Michigan as...

  • Apr 6, 2021
A woman holds a phone.

Ex-Girlfriend Turns On Read Receipts To Show Dominance In Ignoring Former Boyfriend

Reports confirm that ex-girlfriend Rachael Lockwood turned on her...

  • Apr 6, 2021

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