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Man On Elliptical Apparently Training For Galloping Race

Members of the local Planet Fitness gym were shocked to notice Robert...

  • Apr 22, 2021
A flyer for the Godzilla vs. Kong charity boxing match.

Godzilla And King Kong Pledge Half Of Fight Proceeds To Charity

Godzilla and King Kong, known for their unprecedented size and...

  • Apr 22, 2021
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Vent Session With Friend Ruined When Friend Asks If Paying With Insurance Or Out Of Pocket

Alex Ray was shocked when, following a particularly vulnerable moment...

  • Apr 22, 2021
A store with a "Going Out of Business Sale" sign on it.

Area Man Starting To Think That Furniture Store Isn’t Actually Going Out Of Business

Ann Arbor resident Carl Hawthorne reportedly said to his friends that...

  • Apr 22, 2021
An alien crowdsurfing at a house party.

Aliens In Search Of Alcohol Want To Be Taken To Your Liter

After scanning every party scene, intergalactic alien visitors...

  • Apr 22, 2021
A person's hand with fingers dressed in military uniforms.

Middle Finger Stages Coup, Displaces General Rule Of Thumb

Sources have confirmed that the right-hand middle finger of area man...

  • Apr 22, 2021

7 Pictures Taken From Outside Your Bedroom Window That Will Make You Consider Getting Curtains

We’ve all been there: you move into a new place and realize there...

  • Apr 22, 2021

U-M Buildings On A Femme/Butch Scale

–   Michigan Union. Architecturally, the new atrium is as...

  • Apr 22, 2021

Go Who? Apparently, The Michigan Diag Is Short For “Diagonal”

University students were absolutely shocked when President Mark...

  • Apr 22, 2021

3 Times The Masked Singer Transported Me To An Alternate Dimension Where I Had To Fight Nick Cannon For Control of The Multiverse

When the demon beneath this garment stole my soul and threatened my...

  • Apr 22, 2021

Nine Essential Oils That Are Safe To Take A Tiny Sip Of When No One Is Watching

Peppermint –  Imagine adding it to your coffee creamer, no...

  • Apr 22, 2021

Five Spots To Take Grad Pics On Campus

  • Apr 22, 2021
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