Facebook CEO and billionaire Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly at a loss over whether to rename Facebook “Mark’s Place” or “Marky Mark and the Funky Book.”
Speculation over the recently announced name change has resulted in Zuckerberg holding two sticky notes in his hands and dramatically weighing the options “as if his life depended on this decision.”
“I’m really not sure which name makes me sound cooler,” stated Zuckerberg. “‘Mark’s Place’ sounds chill, but I’ve always wanted to be called Marky Mark.”
Reports confirm that during consultations with various executives, Mark was seen “scratching his head and biting his lip” while overlooking the name suggestions.
“Mr. Zuckerberg spent weeks pouring through different names, and he’s finally narrowed it down to two he thinks are the most fresh, hip, and happening,” confirmed Facebook spokesperson Andi Carson.
Mark Wahlberg and The Children’s Place have reportedly been in talks to sue Zuckerberg for the company and all of its information.