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State Street Chipotle Just Now Hearing About Moon Landing

Employees at the Chipotle location on State Street are currently...

  • Dec 12, 2021
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Report: Friend With Job Offer Would Totally Look Over Friend’s Resume If He Wants

Ross junior Matt Morne confirmed this past Sunday that he would...

  • Dec 12, 2021
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Man Crossing Street At Green Light Must Just Think He Better Than Everyone Else

Area student John Gaston was taken aback Wednesday afternoon...

  • Dec 12, 2021
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Water-Saving Toilet Instructions Going To Extreme Lengths To Avoid Using Words Pee And Poop

Students using university bathroom toilets with the “Water Saving...

  • Dec 12, 2021
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Report: Two Drunk Guys At Party Definitely Going To Write Screenplay Together

Last Saturday night, two drunk guys were reported to have claimed...

  • Dec 12, 2021
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Report: All Of DoorDash Just Pizza House Front

Last week, LSA junior Micah Thompson, looking for a late-night bite...

  • Dec 12, 2021
University of Michigan President Mark Schlissel in graduation robes at commencement ceremony

Schlissel Unsure About Life After Resignation, Thinking About Going To Grad School

University President Mark Schlissel is reportedly unsure what he...

  • Dec 12, 2021
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Entire Lecture Just Itching For Classmate To Raise Hand Sixth Time

Sources confirm that each and every student in an 80-person...

  • Dec 12, 2021

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  • Dec 12, 2021

The War On Christmas

  • Dec 12, 2021

I’m 40 And I Agree!

Hey there. Thanks for sharing your video about how you struggle to...

  • Dec 12, 2021

I Told You There Wasn’t A Hidden Bookshelf

What is wrong with you? Did you think that, out of all the places for...

  • Dec 12, 2021
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