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  • Mar 21, 2022
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UGH, BLUFFPLEH— I Can Explain

Hey man—BLARG, ugh sweet Jesus that’s tart—this isn’t what it...

  • Mar 21, 2022
A man wearing only a scarf.

Um, Hello? I’m Wearing A Scarf 

Woah, what’s everyone freaking out about? Is something wrong? Why...

  • Mar 21, 2022
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Allegedly

The financial world was rocked when news broke that Greenfeld-Ester...

  • Mar 21, 2022
A judgmental-looking mom.

You’re So Hard To Shop For, I Don’t Know What You Like 

Hey, honey, I know you’re really busy right now with school and...

  • Mar 21, 2022
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“I’m So Good At Wii Sports,” Reports Everyone 

A recent poll has confirmed that everyone has claimed themselves to...

  • Mar 21, 2022
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Queen Elizabeth Reveals Secret To Longevity: 95 Years Of Beans On Toast For Breakfast 

In a statement released from Buckingham Palace last Friday, it was...

  • Mar 21, 2022

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