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A man at the store is staring at a bottle of milk trying to read the contents.

Report: Area Man Buying Skim Milk Just Gonna Glance Over Label

Sources confirmed that, while selecting skim milk in the dairy aisle,...

  • Apr 15, 2022
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Report: Jake From State Farm Called Himself That Before Even Working There

Investigative journalists doing a deep dive on the classic State Farm...

  • Apr 15, 2022
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Total Imbecile In 36C First To Get Up After Plane Landing

Sources report that the “complete imbecile” in seat 36C on a...

  • Apr 15, 2022
A group of mothers are playing with their children in a classroom

“I Can’t Have Anymore, Get These Away From Me” Says Woman Referencing Childbirth Habit

Guests of Maryanne Charlton’s book club meeting were reportedly...

  • Apr 15, 2022
Picture of a woman apparently choking and attempting to drink a glass of water.

Friend With Peanut Allergy Bitching About Throat Again

According to recent reports from friends of Lucy Bonner, the...

  • Apr 15, 2022
Image of a guy named bill being consoled on a couch by a therapist.

Bill Unsure Why Everyone Telling Him Not To Say Gay

Local man Bill Ward is reportedly unsure why everyone is saying...

  • Apr 15, 2022
Sign that reads "Welcome to Kalamazoo"

Founder Of Kalamazoo Admits He “Just Kidding” With Town Name

Kalamazoo, a mid-sized city in southwest Michigan founded in the 19th...

  • Apr 15, 2022
A mailman is sorting through the mail and looking for stamps.

Postal Service Admits They Not Sure How Stamps Work

In a recent press release, The United States Postal Service announced...

  • Apr 15, 2022

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