Reports claim last Saturday that LSA sophomore Pablo Gutierrez’s Halloweekend costume was “totally sick” in that it was by all means poorly suited for this fall weather.
Sources affirmed that Gutierrez, who was giddy to be going as a sexy devil, was blissfully unaware that he was bound to catch an illness of demonic proportions.
“I just wanna look good,” he claimed, while slipping into some rather skimpy and skin-tight crimson red short shorts. “I don’t care how bad I feel afterwards.”
Reports remarked the remainder of the outfit was complete with plastic devil horns as sharp as the sore throat pain Gutierrez would soon be feeling.
Indeed, while others would soon be out trick-or-treating, Gutierrez was reportedly tricking himself into believing that “mistreating his body for the sole sake of sex appeal wouldn’t warrant unwanted consequences.”
“I’m sure he’s cold in that fit, but damn he looks hot!” said fellow partygoer Jared Michelson, unbeknownst to the fact that Gutierrez would likely be even hotter with a fever of 102 in due time.
At press time, Gutierrez was seen trying to choose between a second sexy pirate or sexy priest costume, heedless to the fact that either option would result in his bedrest for the remainder of the month.
