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Project Group Immediately And
Obviously Bad

A recent group formed in Spanish 232 for a project worth 50% of the...

  • Jan 29, 2023
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Professor Copy And Pastes Plagiarism Policy Onto Syllabus

Latin professor Amadeus Iglesias reportedly copy-pasted a previous...

  • Jan 29, 2023
Ulrich's on South University in Ann Arbor, Michigan

Ulrich’s Closure Lamented By Students Who Never Stepped Foot Inside

Students on campus are in an uproar following the closure of...

  • Jan 29, 2023
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Graduating Friend Announces Plan To “Change Raytheon From The Inside”

Soon-to-be College of Engineering graduate Vicky Albertson has...

  • Jan 29, 2023
The University of Michigan's premiere social club: M-Penis logo with the UofM block M

“You Can Just Put ‘M-‘ In Front Of Anything,” Says M-Penis Group

On Thursday, students from the UM-verified student organization...

  • Jan 29, 2023
University of Michigan EECS Building Destroyed

EECS Building Destroyed In Massive Avengers Battle, Classes To Resume Tuesday

The University of Michigan Electrical Engineering and Computer...

  • Jan 29, 2023
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AP Releases Fill-In-The-Blank Mass Shooting Reporting Template So Articles Can Be Completed Before Next One Happens

Following the nation’s fourth mass shooting in one week, esteemed...

  • Jan 29, 2023
Fire department responding to Madras Masala and Vape City Burning down in Ann Arbor, Michigan

Fire Destroys Two Small Businesses, Causing Massive Outpouring Of Support For One Of Them

On Friday morning, Jan. 20, fire crews were dispatched to the 300...

  • Jan 29, 2023

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