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Drunk College Student Tries to Buy Textbook, Accidentally Gets Arc of the Covenant

A local University of Michigan student unintentionally bought the...

  • Jan 30, 2023
The Mason Hall sign with fluffy brown hair wearing a chain.

Mason Hall Distant Cousin Of Bryce Hall

A recent report from TikTok user @hypehouseupdates has revealed that...

  • Jan 30, 2023

Student Disagrees With Roommate’s Claim To Have Discovered “Optimal” Morning Alarm Configuration 

After seven long semesters of trial and error, senior Richie Winkel...

  • Jan 30, 2023
The MPrint homepage, showing a metric fuckton of paper usage.

MPrint User Apparently Single-Handedly Responsible For Climate Change

LSA sophomore Mike Thurston reported last Wednesday that the MPrint...

  • Jan 30, 2023

Area Criminal Arrested In The
Sense Of Being Taken Aback

Local convicted felon Andy Payne has been arrested in Chelsea, in the...

  • Jan 30, 2023

2023 Toyota Tacoma Recalled After
Discovering Design Flaw Of Tiny
Green Elf Farting In Air Filters

After months of receiving customer complaints that the new 2023...

  • Jan 30, 2023

Area Man Refuses Name Tag At First
AA Meeting

Confused area man Alistair Samoa reportedly refused to wear a name...

  • Jan 30, 2023

Girl With Online Boyfriend In Highschool Wasn’t Murdered

Danielle Stevens, known to many of her high school classmates as...

  • Jan 30, 2023

Survey Shows 100% Of Sisters Invented Violent, Deranged Game Growing Up

A survey conducted by Harvard sociology professors has revealed that...

  • Jan 30, 2023

Woman Tries To Find Least Awkward Walking Rhythm In Presence Of Music

University of Michigan senior Klara Kullen was seen on the Diag...

  • Jan 30, 2023

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