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Here’s a Picture of Two Pairs of Feet on a Bed. You Fill in the Blanks.

Alrighty folks, here are some feet on a bed. They’re exposed from the covers just above the ankle, and they seem to be touching each other. Now, there are a few possibilities. Maybe it’s pair...

  • Mar 24, 2015
Campus

Study Abroad Students Explore Local Clubs, Sites Of History’s Most Heinous Atrocities

  • Mar 17, 2015
Infographics

Infographic: South Quad’s Secret Menu

  • Mar 17, 2015
Campus

Campus Mourns Loss Of Dozens Of Half-Assed Intro Paragraphs To Fishbowl Power Outage

The campus community was reportedly shocked by the loss of numerous poorly written outlines, hastily prepared PowerPoints and half-assed introductory paragraphs in an unexpected power outage in Mason...

  • Mar 16, 2015
Campus

Less Popular Roommate Wondering What ‘We’re’ Doing Tonight

In a typical act of social ineptitude, LSA freshman and less popular roommate Carl Hunter perceived friend and roommate Jamie Preston what “we’re up to tonight.” Hunter, described by peers as...

  • Mar 16, 2015
Campus

Screenwriting Major Expert At Crafting Tension With Roommate

Sources close to SAC major Bryan Klein report that his extensive studies of film and scriptwriting have enabled him to become highly adept at crafting tension between himself and his roommate, LSA...

  • Mar 16, 2015
Campus

‘Into My Office, Young Man! Right Now!’ Yells Schlissel While Trying To Corral Class Clown

During the 11:00–11:10 a.m. passing time last Tuesday, LSA junior and resident prankster Robert Hyland reportedly deployed five stink bombs into the Mason Hall girls’ bathroom, causing an uproar...

  • Mar 16, 2015
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